Well, I started out the day with great plans to get a new computer. My crummy computer I had to leave in Ruidoso because the keyboard is fried and I have to share with Chris, who is a big hog always on AGGIE YELL! W e went to the Apple store at La Cantera and got an ipad. After Chris spent almost two hours trying to get it set up, and being really mad he had to get an itunes account to do it, we still couldn't get it.....so......we had to call Mary Ann (the great internet, blogger fixer, and twitterer) to help us. So I took it over there and she got it going in about 3 minutes. Then I came home and immediately tried to download bodog, of course, and WHHHHAATTTT! You can't download bodog on an ipad. So back to La Cantera (in 5 o'clock traffic) to return the thing to BIG FAT DUMB bad breath having Armando who I specifically asked if I could play poker on it and he assured me I could. And he said he didn't know that..(like that was supposed to make me happy...not) and that he wasn't even going to charge me the $80.00 restocking fee. And asked if that was ok. Hmmmmmm...let me think a minute, ....ok, I guess it would be ok for you not to charge me the restocking fee. TYVM!!!! You BIG FAT DUMB bad breath having computer salesman that doesn't know anything about ipads. So tomorrow I'm going to Cosco or someplace real crummy to buy a lap top that I CAN PLAY POKER ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then they sent Chris a survey by email and he gave them a 2, and got mad all over again because they asked 'did they help you set up your ipad before you left the store?' and he checked the NNNOOOOOOOO! box. So there you go.
Mother, please be careful of your use of words. Some people might get really offended and write a stupid open letter rant that might, just might, end you up on Good Morning America. But probably on the late edition with Hoda and Kathie Lee. And somehow or another, I'm sure, it would get around to "that thang on her face" and how it was all haired over. And that would just not be good. Believe me.
ReplyDeleteAs for Bodog. You must have some sort of addiction or something. You might want to pray about it.
You know we're the only two people who read this right?
Love, your daughter.